Handbook for Infidels
The Candid Progressive's Guide to Islam & its War on the West
Copyright 2010 The Candid Progressive
Welcome to Handbook for Infidels, a candid, unflinching appraisal of the religion that keeps making the news, around the world, day after day. This site attempts to shed some light on just why Islam keeps making the news, and why that news is never pretty.
The Handbook is intended to serve as a wake-up call for some of my dozy / less scrappy fellow progressives, who seem unaware that we're now engaged in a global War of Ideas that's much bigger, and more threatening, than the absurdly-named "War on Terror" suggests. HFI is one-stop shopping for the secular progressive who wants to get the skinny on what we're facing in the Muslim world, and what we can do to protect our more enlightened, life-embracing culture from the advancing shadow of grim, aggressive Islamism.
People are just people. Right?
Yes, it will. (If we let it.)
Allah's faithful preparing to stone
a woman to death.
Family values in Palestine.
A tender-hearted (and stylish) devotee of the Religion of Peace.
There's a lot of confusion in the West regarding Islam. Especially among progressives, because we're only programmed to hate religious fanatics of the
Bible-thumping, evolution-denying, queer-hating American variety. The others (as Noam Chomsky, et al, keep telling us) are really just victims of something or other. But somehow the evidence confronting us from around the world doesn't seem to match up with the bland reassurances of the politically-correct types, or the passionate denials of dissembling Muslims.
Still, maybe you don't trust the harsh assessments offered by some of the more outspoken right-wingers, because, 1) They're right-wingers, and tend to get just about everything else wrong; and 2) Their criticism of Islam is often accompanied by smug praise for their own Iron Age religion, involving the worship of "a dead guy on a stick" * -- so just how objective (or astute) can they be?
That's where the Handbook comes in. On this site, Political Correctness and Cultural Sensitivity will not get in the way of an honest appraisal of this vitally important subject. I'm sure of it. Because my first move was to slip a Mickey into the warm milk and cookies of those annoying, sissy-boy conventions. They've been tumbled into the trunk of a car, driven out into the desert, and dumped in a ditch someplace, shoeless, with their pants around their ankles. We won't be hearing from them anytime soon. That means you'll get the straight dope on Islam, from a perspective that values truthfulness and the well-being of progressive, democratic societies far more than the hypersensitive feelings of religious fanatics.
-- And (this is the sweet part!) you'll get that appraisal without being subjected to any cheerleading for Christianity. Or any other ridiculous, hocus-pocus religion created by ignorant, superstitious, morally-unevolved cretins who apparently would not know a spiritual insight if it strolled up and grabbed them by the crotch. (There...I think that was pretty straightforward! )
At HFI, reason rules. Reason and a 21st Century morality based purely upon empathy, compassion, and a desire to serve the greater good. (Even if serving the greater good requires some straight talk. Or straight shooting.)
Ladies! Nice to (almost) see you! Apparently some Muslims believe it's just impossible to say anything stupid, as long as your heartfelt convictions are inspired by Islam.
You've no doubt noticed that Islamic culture appears totally alien and antithetical to the sort of open, progressive society we lefties cherish. And, in spite of all the assurances from Muslim apologists (and from such imminent Western thinkers as George W. Bush) that "Islam is a religion of peace", if you're like most people, you're not entirely convinced. You realize that something smells "not quite right" in
the world of burqas and beheadings. But what, exactly, is the source of that funk?
If you get your info regarding Islam from NPR, the BBC, and other PC venues, you've heard repeatedly since 9/11 that the violence, misogyny, and mayhem are not inherent to the religion itself, but are the results of unrelated "cultural" quirks. (One of those "You say 'tomayto' / I say 'Death to those who insult Islam!'" type of deals.)
We're told that the suicide bombings, the "honor" killings, the stonings, the female genital mutilations, the acid attacks, the forced marriages of underage girls, the slavery in royal households, the judicial amputations, the murderous rioting over cartoons, the virulent anti-Semitism, the hostility towards outsiders, the Sunni/Shiite massacres, the public hangings of homosexuals, the beheadings of blasphemers and apostates, and the murder of outspoken infidels in Western cities are all the results of, well...something else. Maybe it's poverty. A lack of education. "Cultural" hangovers from a barbaric past. "Tribal" traditions. Political oppression. European and American imperialism. The PC types have all sorts of theories. The only thing they seem to agree upon is that it has nothing to do with Islam.
-- Or, at most, they'll tell us that these horrors are the products of a tragic (and apparently commonplace) misreading of what is actually an enlightened, peace-loving religion. A religion that rejects these nightmarish behaviors in the strongest possible terms....but, regrettably, can't seem to go five minutes without being hijacked by brutal, misogynistic thugs.
* Hat tip to "the Reverend" Ivan Stang.
We're in for a fight -- whether we want it or not -- and whether it's to be fought with words or bullets. So we might as well get busy trying to neutralize our enemy's perverted program with vocal, determined opposition. With governments that vigorously defend free speech and freedom of the press against conniving, intolerant would-be theocrats. And with total, taqiyya-confronting, myth-deflating candor.
And, who knows? Maybe it'll work.
If not, and you happen to live in France, for instance, then you'd better sharpen your savate skills, mon ami. And oil up grand-père's old Grande Puissance. And get ready to defend Mdme. Liberté once again (this time with a little more enthusiasm, one would hope) against the latest breed of fascist invaders -- the Islamofascist immigrants currently torching cars, raping infidel women, and generally creating havoc in Gay Paree. Otherwise, your grandkids may have to trade in their Capri pants and jaunty berets for burqas and beards, and replace hanging out in cafes smoking Gauloises and reading existential novels with groveling on their knees facing Mecca five times a day.
Sound like crazy-talk? Alarmist rantings? If so, then you haven't been paying attention for the last fourteen hundred years. Because these guys are serious about their religion. (And about sharing.) And they breed like bunnies.
But in reality, Islam is a nightmare religion. (If it's being done properly, anyway.) In fact, the more you study it, the more horrifying it becomes. And the more obvious it becomes that the "radicals", "extremists", and "fundamentalists" are practising Islam exactly the way the prophet Mohammed intended. The way he himself practised it, only without the aid of modern weaponry or fuel-laden jetliners. And the more you learn about it, the more apparent it becomes that this barbaric, maladaptive religion should no longer be allowed to maintain the air of respectability it currently enjoys in the more PC venues of Western society. It's time for all of us to start being brutally honest regarding this brutal ideology.
This is what happens when getting properly laid (in the real world) is not an option.
Some of our earnest Muslim brothers, promoting Islam the way it's been done
for 1400 years -- through violence and intimidation.
Not the sort of guys I want to see
influencing Western politics or culture.
(Women's fashion, in particular.)
This is the real danger.
(This, and spinelessness on our part.)
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These are not equally sane worldviews. (And it's okay to say so.)
I will laugh. (And so should you.)
Ex-Muslim Websites
Wafa Sultan does some
straight talking.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali talks about how
she came to abandon Islam.
Here you'll find a veritable cornucopia of facts, figures, and commentary on the "Religion of Peace". Its origins and history. Its founding prophet. Its central texts and tenets. The types of societies it tends to create. And what it has in mind for you, Cupcake!
You'll also get some (rather clever) suggestions on how we can wage a war of words, laws, and ideas -- a cultural counter-jihad, designed to halt the spread of light-sucking Islam in its tracks.
It's time to halt the spread of seventh century Arab insanity -- even if some Muslim feelings get hurt in the process.
Exploring the world of Islamic insanity with gleeful irreverence!
Islam belongs in the desert.
Let's keep it there!
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We need to get serious about putting a halt to the Islamization of Western Europe, and other parts of the infidel world. And to do this, we have to abandon political correctness, and openly put our ideological foes on notice.
Instead of helping Muslims to feel more comfortable in their hellish religion, by pretending to respect it, we need to hang out a great big sign that reads:
Barbaric Iron Age Ideologies are Not Welcome Here!
This has nothing to do with "racism", or "Islamophobia". It's simply a matter of defending the progressive ideals we supposedly stand for -- against a threat that's very real.
But, ultimately, we need to laugh this absurd religion right off the face of the planet. We need to tell the True Believers exactly what we think, and why we think it.
After all, that’s a much kinder approach than stamping it out with bombs and cruise missles in a WWIII bloodbath -- which many Islamists (and some Christians) seem intent on bringing about.
Seriously, it needs to go. It's time. For their sake, as well as ours. (But especially ours.)
